Dan scaring Phil
HES THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON EARTH OK
I CANT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS
i love this guy: www*buzzfeed*com/mattbellassai/four-years-of-one-direction
This website is made up of killers
A compilation of my favourite ‘we’re all killers’ posts.
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
My happy little pill
Take me away
Dry my eyes
Bring color to my skies
My sweet little pill
Take my hunger
Numb my skin
- 17-year-olds: When I have a job I'm gonna have my own apartment and I'm gonna gets lots of tattoos and piercings and I'm gonna go to lots of concerts and oh yeah I'm gonna go backpacking across Europe!!
- 20-somethings: Hey can I borrow a dollar so I can buy some more dollar store macaroni and cheese
me trying not to wake my parents up while getting a snack